Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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