I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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