Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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