They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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