I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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