Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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