UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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