another moral hangover. fuck.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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