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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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