You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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