I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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