Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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