Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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