weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize