Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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