You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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