Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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