I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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