I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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