question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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