To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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