After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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