After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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