STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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