I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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