You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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