can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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