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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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