I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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