Don't you send me to vm
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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