fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
im holly from the hills drunk
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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