Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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