Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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