It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
There r osticjed everywhere
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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