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Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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