Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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