Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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