Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize