just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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