Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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