he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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