Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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