my mouth tastes like poor choices
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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