I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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