That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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