im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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