Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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