remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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