You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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