Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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